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STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...


TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm
Did you do the photoshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got sexy
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got sexy
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D


NEW DRINK -


TAGS: new drink osama bin laden
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:10 pm
Thanks guys! :)
Bull - May 6, 2011, 6:39 pm
HA!! 5L
Airman - May 6, 2011, 5:38 pm
lol


GAY ALBINO VAMPIRES - Can Go Out During The Day


TAGS: gay albino vampires
Rating: 2.71/5


'EY! BLINKIN! - Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"




YOU DO THE MATH -


TAGS: bin laden zombie
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

MakoShark - May 10, 2011, 12:04 am
How long until a 200 ft. Osama attacks Tokyo?


FINISH HIM -


TAGS: fatality finish osama bin laden
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

DrSynth - May 4, 2011, 11:08 pm
i agree about the epicness 5 overly gory fatalities
Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 1:55 pm

this...is frickin epic. ok ok so i'm a gamer but this really made me laugh.


DARTH DARTH BINKS - All yousa people gonna die! Meesa find yousa's lackin' in faith disturbin'




SEAL CLUBBING -


TAGS: seal clubbing one hit wonder
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Dimytri

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:46 pm
Though this is violence upon animals, why do I find these jokes so hilarious? 5seals.
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 6:58 pm
Vindication of the Grammar Nazis!
Dimytri - January 15, 2011, 11:56 pm
Thank you
motinet - January 14, 2011, 9:40 pm

fricken hilarious!


"TILL DEATH DO US PART" - The biggest goal you will ever live for


TAGS: backstabbing
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - July 26, 2012, 7:52 pm
Only people I'll allow to kill you is the regs and/or mods I know and love... and ICEMAN... shame really... Anyway, nice knowin' ya, see you at yer funeral
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 3:46 pm
Thanks, but I couldn't pay the money in the first place, so he says he's going to have me killed. Oh well. Was nice knowing ya.
M0rd3kaI - July 26, 2012, 2:00 pm
I'm always alive... just looking at ye fair creations (i.e in the forums) Don't worry about the 50 bucks... just PM me his address and you'll get it back... and then some... at a fair price... of course ;) Thanks, appreciate it
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 3:34 am
Mord, you're alive. Fancy that. Guess that means I've lost fifty quid. Welcome back and 5L.


GRAVE ROBBING -


TAGS: pzy grave robbing treasure hunt
Rating: 4.9/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:52 pm
I have never thought of that... but the folks with the biggest headstones were probably buried with the most jewelry. Hmm... This feels like knowledge I should not have. :/
boinger - September 20, 2011, 5:46 pm
Robert 1959...Robert 1959 BINGO!
Reality Lord - September 19, 2011, 1:42 pm

deviantly epic
mariand - September 18, 2011, 1:33 pm
my vote goes for pzy...


MY HOW TIME FLIES -




ROBIN - Show us on the action figure where they touched you.


TAGS: robin superheroes comics humor batman flash
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Captain Douchebag - August 26, 2008, 9:34 pm
Well, it was a good attempt. Didn't QUITE hit the mark, but it was close enough. And you can't go wrong with making superheros look like molesters.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 9:21 pm
Well, I'll cite the two mottos of the mediocre: It was worth a shot and It seemed like a good idea at the time. I had seen the original panel at superdickery and then everywhere, so I thought it might play well as an all-Robin joke.
Captain Douchebag - August 26, 2008, 5:39 pm
It's honestly much funnier in the original context..Points for effort, though.


how drunk was I -


TAGS: over imbibing
Rating: 4.63/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 6:39 am
"Magic Pizza ask about the 'shroom special."
MagicBob - April 20, 2014, 4:16 pm
Who needs a pillow made of concrete when you have a double cheese pizza?~
spacedog - March 31, 2014, 6:06 pm
I've done lots of stupid things while drunk, but laying down and sleeping wasn't one of them. The easiest way to get me to pass out these days is to ask me to drive long distance. Two hours and I'm done. ZZZZZ.
Greeny - March 30, 2014, 10:34 pm
LOL
lgvernon - March 30, 2014, 9:15 pm

It's the mushrooms, Airman.


LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG - Life in the fast lane can be the kiss of death. Be careful what you wish for.




FURNITURE CONSPIRACY -


TAGS: cupboard cabinet wardrobe locker table
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by forseti

Oiler - January 15, 2013, 7:16 pm
I know this was posted a while ago....but this is priceless. 5 stubby L


HOWDY! - Just a little something to piss off the conservatives on Motifake. Enjoy.


TAGS: bush bin laden
Rating: 3.03/5
MrRandom - February 25, 2010, 2:33 pm
Continue all politics on politifake.com Please and thank you
sywolf - February 25, 2010, 2:25 pm
reality, conservatives cant accept it ;)
TheSarge - July 27, 2009, 2:39 am
Not lookin so good for those "dems"now is it?
Robert - May 7, 2009, 12:42 pm
Oh and assface dems are winning elections because reps fucked up. It's not the dems fault that the reps are retardded, i'm usually a civilized individual(read: NOt rush limbaugh) but with you is personal WTFO i fucking hate you. you annoy me
Robert - May 7, 2009, 12:39 pm
Law of the Land? Hey cockburn have you heard of judicial activism, corruption, and/or bribes? Seriously chickenfucker i see you in every political motifake posting conservative propaganda, do they fucking pay you, does it turn you on bashing people?
WTFO - February 23, 2009, 12:51 am
Pres Obama will make you feel all warm and tingly with the ever growing entitlement society he is building. I hope his reducing the DoD and changing the Patriot Act doesn't get more civilians killed.
WTFO - February 23, 2009, 12:49 am
When the law of the land (The Supreme Court) decides that the election was fair and valid, it is disrespectful to say otherwise about the President. Wait, why bother pointing out facts to another moronic Bush Basher. Enjoy your dreamworld, I'm sure...
SpectreT65 - February 22, 2009, 4:50 pm
>Buzzer< This is not disrespect for the Office, it is a statement of truth regarding the idiot who was occupying said Office. Those who cannot tell the difference are pitiably ignorant.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:19 pm
...winning the publicity war against us now, which is why Dems have been winning elections. They will pull our military out before the job is done, resulting in my son having to fight these psychos in the future.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:18 pm
I don't dispute questioning authority. I have a problem with blatant disrespect for the office of the President. Especially in time of war. Vietnam was not lost militarily, it was lost in the publicity war. Terrorists have learned that and they are winnin
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 2:52 pm
It is always patriotic to question authority in the United States of America. Following orders without question or conscience is for sheep and idiots and serfs.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:13 am
Keep fighting the good fight, Matters Not. Some of us "get it".
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:12 am
...However, their blatant disrespect for the Office of the President and their willingness to lie cheat and steal their way back into public office (President & Congress) is horrific.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:11 am
To be fair, I think in their own twisted, ignorant way these psycho liberals think they are patriotic by questioning the govt...
Zed - December 5, 2008, 9:12 pm
YOU DO NOT GET TO QUESTION MY PATRIOTISM, YOU SIEG-HEILING REPUBLICAN FREAK.
matters not. - December 3, 2008, 12:48 am
words cant describe how stupid you are. its getting harder and harder to risk my ass and fight for the liberties of people like you. if you have children....i feel sorry for them. all you unpatriotic fucks make me sick.
Cali - November 20, 2008, 2:27 pm
Hey Charlie! If you can't type it in one post. DON'T FUCKING TYPE!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 23, 2008, 5:15 pm
I see that LogicDude is not GrammarDude. It's 'your wife' to indicate the possessive. 'You're wife' means 'You are wife'. :)
LogicDude - September 23, 2008, 2:14 pm
Hey Charlie M! You're wife is cheating on you.
Charlie M - September 22, 2008, 9:21 pm
-ously. All I'm saying is hate is so wasted when used on people far away, look around you, I'm sure you can change a life if you put forth the effort. You might even help end a life, and God is that ecstasy.
Charlie M - September 22, 2008, 9:20 pm
-good will that do? I might even have a fool or two say "yeah" or "string him up". But if I walk up to the register, and say "your wife has been cheating on you" in a very serious tone, then discord will be unleashed; I might even get a wife beaten vicari
Charlie M - September 22, 2008, 9:20 pm
-ad in a country of simple people. We all want to hate soo bad, or at least think we are better than one another, and from the end of a telescope. But hate works so much better on a personal level. If I walk into a store, and say "Osama sucks cock!" what
Charlie M - September 22, 2008, 9:19 pm
Personally, I have nothing against Bush. I don't think he is stupid or evil (if I thought he was evil I would support him, there is not enough true evil in this world). When I hear people bash him I cringe similar to when I hear "mudkips", what a stupid f
Drenix - September 22, 2008, 12:35 pm
The CIA got this guy before he manage to add his name at this motifake...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 22, 2008, 11:49 am
Funny stuff. Million points!
Morgan - September 22, 2008, 11:46 am
Conservatives are such ignorant fucks.
Captain Douchebag - September 22, 2008, 10:31 am
I look forward to seeing the enraged comments.
VERY TRUE - September 22, 2008, 10:17 am
This WILL piss off the conservatives at Motifakes! ;-)


RAISE YOUR HAND - If you're an asshole.


TAGS: osama bin laden is a terrorist asshole hand
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

crankyhead - May 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
Instafive


DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY -




BOREDOM - It can lead to this.


TAGS: snake freaky snake in mouth out nose black crazy disturbing wrong lol boredom
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 3:19 pm
Whoopi needs to get a better agent


NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!


TAGS: batman robin green hornet kato bruce lee wayne
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.


Punt? -


TAGS: batman without robin
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ughomer

2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
ughomer - September 25, 2013, 7:32 am
"Pigskin" and "Hang Time" ~ only Pwissy would make such a comment!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:06 am
Wow, that pigskin certainly has some awesome " hang" time.
Sho - September 24, 2013, 10:23 pm
Suggest he looks for a cave cuz it might get to bright for him outside
GaryO - September 24, 2013, 7:53 pm
Man, I don’t know, never seen anyone hung like THAT before.
lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 1:33 pm

Batter up!!!
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:58 am
Stand underneath, looking up, wearing a clown mask.


OSAMA BIN LADEN - meets the first of the 72 virgins promised by Allah


TAGS: osama bin laden
Rating: 4.39/5

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MrFails - June 2, 2011, 10:05 pm
the one on TOP is bin lamen. the bottom is his wife.
Derek - June 2, 2011, 12:35 am
Using his wife as a human shield
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 10:31 pm
That's no moon...
Sean - June 1, 2011, 9:15 pm
See? He WAS living in a cave -- or at least trying to.
house - June 1, 2011, 4:50 pm
another "planking" death


the great clown -


TAGS: robin williams depression clown
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Tyche - December 6, 2014, 9:36 pm
"Laugh, then, Pagliacci, for the love that is dying. Laugh through the pain that is destroying your heart."
Sho - August 31, 2014, 7:42 pm
Well done, RL. 5L
Airman - August 27, 2014, 11:24 pm
amazing
Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 11:23 pm
Absolutely stunning... :)
Silverheart - August 12, 2014, 9:49 am

Amsome.
GaryO - August 12, 2014, 9:29 am
Gawddamm, the best of tributes. The BEST. Raising the glass to a glorious mourning.


CLUBBING - Please don't. I are innocent!


TAGS: seal clubbing
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by wagner

The Goat - January 28, 2010, 3:26 pm
Most non-Canadians wouldn't get this one. The issue is clubbing baby seals (which are the only kind with white coats) out on the ice floes. They're not nearly so pretty when they're full grown...
soulknife20 - April 7, 2009, 4:48 pm
Yes, that is true LogicDude. Yet since they are cute, the bouncers will let them in any way.
LogicDude - April 1, 2009, 1:56 pm
Baby seals are obviously underage...they have no business going clubbing in the first place.


WORD ASSOCIATION. - Club. Your move.


TAGS: baby seal clubbing
Rating: 2.86/5

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Derek - February 4, 2010, 3:42 pm
Bouncer
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:47 am
Flush
pieman - February 4, 2010, 9:30 am
Soda
Sidereal - February 4, 2010, 7:38 am
Sandwich.


OREO -




WALDO'S ADVICE -


TAGS: bin laden waldo hide advice navy seals your mom
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Derek - May 5, 2011, 3:44 am
Not a very good Wally (Waldo). He's always center-stage at Macworld.
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 10:57 pm

lolz martin....i gotta steal that one.
martin81 - May 4, 2011, 7:21 pm
haha cool one! but this is better: http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bin-laden-killed.jpg
tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 6:22 am
Hilarious, made me laugh... even at 6:00am in the morning.


there's seating near the front -


TAGS: robin williams suicide depression hero
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 8:34 am
Awesome tribute :)


BERT AND OSAMA - We're pretty much dead now. Just admit it.


TAGS: bert osama bin laden terrorist middle east funny humor
Rating: 3.18/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:29 pm
Me likes!
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 9:48 pm
lol They could have been seperated at birth! Practically twins!


THE HIT - You didn't really think Dorothy went through a tornado, a forest of evil trees, dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all for a stupid pair of red shoes did you?


TAGS: and that dang lion better stay in witness protection for blabbing
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:39 pm
Being from Kansas, I approve of this Motifake. 5/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 1:55 pm
"Had"...."a few".....Blasphemy.....Blaspheyouuuuuu Jesus Christ....the blackest Jewwwwww. Blasphemyyyyyy....isn't this fuuuun? Rob a Rabbiiiiiiii....bugger a Nunnnnnnnn.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:22 am
NoFX... had a few good songs.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 8:00 pm
fap to her
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
Errr..."Punk in Drublic" by NoFX? It's pretty bada$s.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
The sequel, Bart...
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
Dude...Dark Side of the Moon. The album and the movie sync perfectly. It's freakin' epic.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 11:40 pm
What album would we have to get high and listen to with the sequel?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 10:56 pm
"Kill them, kill them all!" Todo said, when D was having a Son of Sam moment.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol Bart "Where's my Pink Floyd t-shirt, you stupid mutt?"
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
Okay I'll start: "We're not in Kansas anymore, motherfucker."
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
"We shouldn't have made that video."...?
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:50 pm
In the trenches and breathing heavily, Dorothy turns to Toto and, with a deep and raspy voice, says...what?
Woodywood03a - November 7, 2009, 10:33 pm
This is really good!!!
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 1:13 pm
this is just TOO bada$s. 5/5
Chopperliscious - November 6, 2009, 9:08 pm
Lara Croft, eat your heart out. 6.
timebomb - November 5, 2009, 1:50 pm
LogicDude, UR awesome. Great poster!!! "She's Off to Off The Wizard" LMAO
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:13 pm
Vary Scarey!
Icarus - November 4, 2009, 4:17 pm
Resident Evil ftw!
Woodywood03a - November 4, 2009, 12:51 pm
That is truely scarey!!!


AMBASSADOR JAR-JAR -




OSAMA BIN LADIN - No wonder we can't catch him. All we have are stinkin Humvee's.




BATMAN - Little known fact: He was an English major


TAGS: batman robin
Rating: 3.67/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 8:12 pm
-shakes head- Oh, Bruce. You make use laugh, and then you make us cry. You bastard. You funny, sad, heroic bastard.


AS THE NEWS SPREADS -


TAGS: bin laden dead seals ftw
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

justme - May 5, 2011, 3:28 pm
nice job 5L's for you
tellitlikeitis - May 3, 2011, 8:49 pm
I knew by the different fonts who created this. Nice one RL.
rerun - May 3, 2011, 7:35 pm

love this, cannot stand the guy who made it


SWEET LORD...... - will you look at that!!!


TAGS: pink biniki big tits hooters
Rating: 2.6/5

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Woody - July 20, 2009, 11:12 pm
Thanks dude!
BoneCD - July 19, 2009, 12:13 pm
lmao Aggy
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 12:03 pm
BoneCD: Moti-philanthropist.
BoneCD - July 19, 2009, 11:33 am
I gave you a 3 Woody....just to brake up the monotony of all those 1's


LOVE -


TAGS: love game blind joaquin sabina
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - January 22, 2012, 2:29 pm
the photo? no, I found it on google images, I didn't even look from where it came from
zango24 - January 22, 2012, 1:52 pm
Love is like exam. Well both are kind of different. Funny thing is that you need guts to express love. I think you have seen this on PosterPie site. If not, Just Google PosterPie :-) and find it out yourself. Simple!
gas - January 22, 2012, 10:30 am
hey thanks. Actually it's part of a song, when I saw this image it came to my mind, so I made the poster. but as you I don't specially agree with the message, I just found it made a nice composition
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:08 am
That...is an awesome poster. 5L Can't say as I agree with the message, but nicely written regardless. Amazing photograph. Nice bear traps. ;)


SUICIDE BOMBINGS - Not always a bad thing.


TAGS: suicide bombing
Rating: 3.5/5

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Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 4:36 pm
I LOVE IT!!! I effing hate ICP! 5 Bombs away for you KFD!


DEAR WINTER -




DEATHSTROKE - Part-time supervillain, part-time pedophile.




THE PAPER VS. WITCH HUNTER ROBIN - Anime girls in glasses are SCARY!




REALITY -


TAGS: cabinet childhood hide
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - June 18, 2012, 10:24 pm
Sure, send them right over :)
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 10:16 pm
Smokin'! Say, you wouldn't have one of those cabinets, would you? I know a few people who wouldn't be missed.


AND SO - it begins


TAGS: batman joker binladen
Rating: 4.46/5

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Zealot - May 10, 2011, 9:06 pm
0-0 it all makes sense now


OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death Star


TAGS: november challenge star wars your lack of participation in the challenge is disturbing
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:42 am
I swear I've seen that joke somewhere before. Maybe an eddie izzard sketch while he was doing the death star canteen thing?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 9, 2009, 10:32 pm
Now that's evil i could be a part of. I love Funny Hats!
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:17 pm
Fantabulous!
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 4:58 pm
ZOMG...I LOVE the furry boots...


TOUGHNESS -


TAGS: toughness nolan ryan robin ventura baseball brawl fight noogies beanball
Rating: 3/5

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Jmac0585 - January 28, 2010, 2:25 pm
That is a scan of my picture. I have that picture. I know who Robin Ventura was playing for. Yes, the South lost. But it wasn't a sure thing the entire time, much like WWII.
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 2:10 pm
are you covering up a mistake or are you really making a cival war reference? cause after all the south lost..Bad.
Jmac0585 - January 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
Correct, but Chicago is in the northern half of the country. Texas (where Lynn Nolan Ryan is from) is in the south. There was a war about it around 150 years ago. If you were a Texan, that didn't need explaining.
GuinnessTroll - January 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
Robin Ventura was playing for the Chicago White Sox. The New York Yankees do not have names on their uniforms.


F - 22 117 4 15 Bingo!




TERRORIST OF WALMART -


TAGS: bin laden walmart terrorist
Rating: 3.8/5

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rerun - February 19, 2010, 4:04 pm

should have shopped the name tag..O-Sam A


CANADIAN AIR FORCE -


TAGS: they are tough at bombing your golf course
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - December 18, 2009, 3:35 pm
i doubt he would still be flying. top gun came out way back in 86.....old timer
Derek - December 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
When Top Gun came out I remember reading that the "top gun" in the US-military was actually a Canuck. Now as for these "friendly sire" incidents... tell us about them!
Danomite - October 6, 2009, 7:52 am
Odd how our pilots are better, more experienced and have fewer friendly sire incidents. Them geese sure are good.


CALL OF DUTY FLU - Catch it. Bin it. KILL IT!




GREEN ENERGY -


TAGS: wind turbine spins green
Rating: 4.59/5

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champ99 - November 10, 2011, 11:34 am
Thanks!
mariand - November 9, 2011, 5:22 pm
LOL...cool


YES YOU! - Hey Osama, what took you so long?




SANTA - Telling him is not the same thing as calling Child Protective Services


TAGS: batman robin santa
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - December 24, 2010, 5:37 pm

ironic that this showed up on a random search


QUEEN -


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.


OH CRAP! - That was beyond the scope of authorized work, wasn't it?




THE BOY WONDER - Don't worry Batman. By the time I'm finish with him, all those gay rumors about you two will be history!




THE FLINSTONES - Fred, Wilma and the Rubble's enjoy the summer cabin


TAGS: flinstones summer enjoy summer cabin
Rating: 3.53/5

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Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:39 pm

looks zombie proof...i want one


FRUSTATIONS? - Not anymore, just take it out on a baby seal




I GOT A MILLION OF THEM -




KARMA -


TAGS: where is binladen assignment
Rating: 4.68/5

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rerun - February 7, 2011, 6:06 pm

not me, I wouldn't be caught anywhere near Pamela Anderson
Reality Lord - February 7, 2011, 7:28 am

it just hit me....age the beard and it looks like RR's avatar. hmmmmmmmmmmmm....


CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW -


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


BABY SEALS - How can something this cute LIVE?!?!


TAGS: clubbin seals
Rating: 3.5/5

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nonanon - February 10, 2012, 12:10 am
on a side note, Eskimos should play baseball...
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 10:10 pm
ROFLMAO! Everyone who played Overlord II will shit minions!!
TheSarge - November 25, 2009, 11:59 pm
It's not cute...it's a hat.
Das Ghoti - September 13, 2009, 10:57 pm
Something that cute cannot live, and soon enough, none will.
Ed-Hyde - August 27, 2009, 8:24 am
I think his name is Club.
Spencer, Ray - June 12, 2009, 12:56 am
Look close and its crying!
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 9:14 am
LET'S SING! When you kill a baby seal you don't kill'im for a meal...youkill'im just because you want to hear that sucker squeal! You hit'em in the head and you do it just for kicks...then you poke out their eyes with your eye-pokin' sticks!
Cheeseman - June 1, 2009, 9:53 pm
Those eyes would make great eyes for teddy bears.


EPIC CHICK FIGHTS - Ladies! Ladies! There's plenty Boy Wonder for everyone.




- Batman is...


TAGS: batman robin dc
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by test

einseiji - July 7, 2009, 3:32 pm
Hasn't this been done already?


HOW TO BIND A TIE - Because I won't do it for you anymore.


TAGS: how to bind a tie
Rating: 2.93/5

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MEANWHILE - Back in Bin Laden's cave.




THE BATMOBILE - The Prototype Just Didn't Measure Up.




MAID MARIAN - Disney's foxiest lady!


TAGS: disney animated animation princesses princess robin hood maid marian
Rating: 2.55/5

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Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:51 pm
DISNEY That magical dream factory ... causing me to dream more than once that I was secretly engaged to a feisty orange cocker spaniel.
jake - July 22, 2009, 5:31 pm
I gotta go with this one. Had a thing for foxy Maid Marion when I was a wee laddie (she could bust a move too...). DAMN YOU FURRIES! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!


ROBIN WILLIAMS - Evidense that Red Bull and Cocaine do not mix


TAGS: robin williams facepalm
Rating: 2.54/5

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Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:59 pm
Brilliant! 5 cans.. or lines.


ALBINO CLASS - She Rolled A Nat. 1 On Her Pigment Check.


TAGS: albino dnd dungeons and dragons humor africa lol
Rating: 2.06/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 1:10 pm
Reincarnation's a bitch, eh Mr. Jackson?
Derek - September 1, 2009, 12:30 am
Poor girl. If you've all the recessives we've seen-o then you find you're an al-bee-no.


GAMING COMBINATION - Sometimes, you can't just decide which to play.




MOVIES - Inspiring people from all walks of life to make asses out of themselves




Bad Santa -




THE PRINCE OF THIEVES -




THE TRUTH COMES OUT -


TAGS: bin laden
Rating: 4.83/5

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I GET NO RESPECT -


TAGS: rodney gerbilfield standup badabing
Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
LOL


RAISING A FLAP -


TAGS: trump bin laden suspicious details conspiracy
Rating: 4.57/5

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epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:39 pm
They took the DNA sample on the Carl Vinson which has 4 OR suites as well as tele-medicine capabilities. They probably flew the body from Kabul to CVN-70 in the Arabian Sea. No more than a 5hr flight
motinet - May 3, 2011, 10:31 am

Should have been a politifake poster


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: john demjanjuk nazi bin laden
Rating: 4.18/5

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steph1 - May 18, 2011, 4:33 am
does one really need to be literate or educated to have a "conscience"?
MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:45 am
Seriously wasnt he just a ukranian guard at some concentration camp? not to mention illiterate ? how the hell do you hold accountable some illiterate and uneducated man for that??
K98 - May 17, 2011, 9:26 am
Cleared in an Israeli court, but found guilty in Germany? Even after U.S. supplied proof of document falsification, which was not admitted as evidence.
RoninJedi - May 17, 2011, 8:38 am
This is sorta like this whole israel, Palestine thing. Only the realities of israel's slaughter have yet to be made public... Karma i guess
Airman - May 13, 2011, 10:47 am
a little perspective... he was a soldier following orders. The difference is, Bin Laden Gave the orders. Hence, the comparisons to Hitler, not a prison guard
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:21 am

nah...i think you missed the point of this poster kspace.
Kspace - May 13, 2011, 8:33 am
Not to mention the evidence against him that was apparently falsified, the dodgy witness testimony and this verdict was, clearly, an injustice.


MASTERS THESIS ON SADISM - REJECTED


TAGS: binder
Rating: 4.13/5

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FREUDIAN SLIP - "A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing, but instead you say you molested Robin."




SOCCER FANS -


TAGS: soccer fans socer blood horde combined
Rating: 3.15/5

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Marduke - January 27, 2009, 9:53 am
Mark, Unfortunately I have had to stop the autographs. But I do like the poster though. I didn't know this was out there, lol. Thanks
Mark - January 26, 2009, 7:54 pm
Marduke! You're so popular that someone made you into a poster! Wow! Can I get your autograph?
Mark - January 26, 2009, 7:50 pm
Hey wait a second! I've seen this somewhere before. Hmmm....could it have been...I dunno....an Avatar?


ROOSTER COGBURN - I'm here to kill you Bin Laden! Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!




BUSH - The most powerful man in the world. Oh dear...


TAGS: bush binoculars idiot
Rating: 1.78/5

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Nothing to see here - August 16, 2009, 10:39 pm
Some military binoculars, such as those used by snipers and the like, don't have round lenses but have slits so that they don't stick out as much in the wild.
Norp - August 14, 2009, 10:21 am
In the Obama world those two military guys would be bused-in ACORN drones pretending to be Obama-loving military men.
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:39 pm
IS that really the best you can do there mark. Im surprised you didnt find a way to blame this little snafu on obama.
Mark - January 27, 2009, 4:28 pm
There's one of these with Clinton and I'm sure there will be one of Obama any minute now.
? - December 25, 2008, 2:48 am
the caps are on the lenses! well at least he has heart.
Yeah... - November 28, 2008, 1:46 am
I don't get it.


batman bust -


TAGS: robin
Rating: 4.82/5

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mizzdizz - May 8, 2015, 10:58 pm
OMFG!!!! Tooooo funny!! Choked on coffee!!! 5 ROTFL goth lions, m'lord!


BACK IN MY DAY -


TAGS: internet porn binoculars voyeurism pzy
Rating: 4.77/5

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fhusmc - February 12, 2011, 10:55 pm
These are also the days when you can goo-goo-eye a girl and she wouldn't make a fuss via sexual harassment and such.
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:13 pm
Absolutely... those were the days.
Airman - February 11, 2011, 11:32 am
you tell those whippersnappers.. 5L
palmat - February 11, 2011, 6:44 am
nice one pzy. 5L


AMERICA - 9 years, 7 months, and 19 days... 9 years, 7 months, and 20 days...


TAGS: osama bin laden dead 9 11
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 1:59 pm

one word to you dude....MOAR!


JUST WAIT AND SEE -


TAGS: imminent robot bind
Rating: 4.73/5

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forseti - May 13, 2011, 3:32 am
5 bones
Greeny - May 12, 2011, 8:53 pm
Thank you both!
the1stCOMMI3 - May 12, 2011, 8:53 pm
this is perfect for my boss's office
spacedog - May 12, 2011, 7:27 pm
Great poster.
Reality Lord - May 12, 2011, 6:15 pm

nice


N 33 -


TAGS: bingo
Rating: 4.7/5

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GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 6:23 pm
Oh, 69!! Bingo....5L


MEGALOPHOBIA -


TAGS: phobia disturbing the piece
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - October 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Can't find it... but there's a "two socks" version of this pic that should've retired this pic.
Neener - October 14, 2010, 11:56 am
LOL


SELF ESTEEM -


TAGS: squirrel appreciation photobombing joke
Rating: 4.56/5

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Sho - January 24, 2011, 3:51 pm
Ouch


ROBIN - I Always Hated That Little Bitch




HERE AT THE CENTER - We Take Our Jobs Seriously Very Seriously Indeed Let A Pro Show You How It's Done




ROBIN HOOD - Just like Robin Hood but steals from the middle class to give to the undeserving


TAGS: robin hood
Rating: 2.79/5

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FTACHASER357 - February 14, 2009, 7:12 pm
HtD ... YOU know "exactly" WHAT I MEAN! Let the Revolution START! I am so READY (and ARMED) to start KILLING IDIOTS! :-)
HtD - February 14, 2009, 6:57 pm
You mean the next Civil War. I see what you did there with the all caps shooting. Hinting at the fact that there as been talks about presidential assassination.
FTACHASER357 - February 14, 2009, 6:45 pm
I LOVE THIS POSTER! I can NOT wait for the next American Revolution! I can NOT wait for the SHOOTING to start! :-)
HtD - February 14, 2009, 6:38 pm
Damnit. I want the gap between the upper class and the lower class to greatly widen. How is this ever going to happen now.
barockeva - November 24, 2008, 6:56 pm
People that make over 250k a year =/= middle class.
WTF - November 5, 2008, 3:27 am
Fail. You should not call him a Nazi Commie... 1) Call him a Nazi Jew instead. 2) Instead of saying he's Muslim, say he's Raelian (http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=12671) 3)???? 4) Profit!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 2, 2008, 8:39 am
So Obama is a nazi communist now? Where's Nick Rivers when we need him?


UMM, BATMAN? - The other superheroes have been talking. You do wear the costume for the whole fighting crime thing, right?




PLUMBING - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: plumbing pipes germany
Rating: 2.31/5

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Muste be Berlin - May 12, 2009, 2:19 pm
Never has a City been this bellyup when it comes to money. So why dig them pipes in? Just place them over the Streets and everything is fine... except somebody drives a truck...


BATMAN - Maybe therapy would be better than dressing up like a bat to fight crime with a kid


TAGS: batman robin comics humor
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

GoForthAndDie - October 26, 2008, 10:00 pm
The pimp hand is strong in this one.
Ag218 - October 9, 2008, 9:12 pm
Looks like he's got an outlet, at least.


PHOTOBOMBING - Isn't always made on purpose


TAGS: photobombing moulebite
Rating: 2.25/5
FTACHASER357 - June 12, 2009, 1:31 pm
I knew I had seen this poster before! I just could not remember where.
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 1:01 pm
He is FTACHASER357...see Poster # 43391
FTACHASER357 - June 12, 2009, 12:56 pm
HEY!! The old fart in the background looks like he is getting a ticket from the Boner Police.
BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 11:58 am
Way to ruin the picture, old guy on the beach.


RELAX - it aint true, it is just an upturned trashcan


TAGS: dalek drwho who trashcan dustbin
Rating: 1.53/5

More motifakes by RnR

crash.. - July 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
watch doctor who for five minutes, and you will know the annoyance of the daleks.
.... - March 8, 2009, 10:42 pm
i don't even know what the fuck that is
.... - December 29, 2008, 5:20 pm
looks like a penis
Alexiel - August 2, 2008, 1:52 pm
that was unnecessary and NOT funny...


How to get an 80 year old lady to say the 'F word'? -




CANNED CHEESEBURGER - If all you have eaten for the last three years was Mary Ann's coconuts This would be a five star dinner


TAGS: cheeseburger canned disturbing
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:49 am
another great idea made in Germany...
AdmiralAckbar - September 19, 2010, 11:40 am
So was I
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:37 am
I was waiting for a comment like that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:32 am
I could live quite happily on Mary Ann's coconut's alone.....5L


THORN IN MY SIDE - "Oh hi there. Don't mind me. Just eating chips bro."




CABIN FEVER -


TAGS: cabin fever day a little late the shining iceman
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:12 am
A perfectly chilling poster!
Cubbybear - January 25, 2011, 11:55 pm
The ultimate Cabin fever.


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